For the love of-!  All these old people crawling around is making me itch. At least the Harpy didn't show up, and no howlers so far. Maybe the abnormal beard growth hasn't disrupted Dumbledor's brain entirely. If he'd sent the Harpy a letter about parents day, she would have at the very least sent a howler and a curse.

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[[All words are scribbled and wobbly due to Dwayne being drunk and hungover]]

*bleary blink, twitch, glances around groggily*

Wha-? Green stuff? Am... greenhouse?
*blinks again*

Paul?

PAuL?

[[Private, 40% hackable due to drunkeness, smallest words are only hackable to Paul if he tries]]

*depressed sigh* He left me. I know he did. Why else am I here ( Read more... )